Two HuffPost commenters on the captured Somali pirate:
Commenter 1: I long for the days when pirates were hung on the spot. Instead we are taking this guy in and giving him the best healthcare, food, educational opportunities, and living conditions hes ever had.
Commenter 2: So you long for the days before electricity, air travel, sanitation, antibiotics, etc, etc?
Modernity sucked all the fun out of life, huh?