Afghan Forces Capture Taliban Monitoring and Evaluation Officer in Khost
(Inspired by the many headlines about Taliban ‘facilitators’ being captured and killed.)
There are more of these, I know there are! Surely Josh Foust has a few good, snarky ones!
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Is this really a “mid-level Taliban leader” or the equivalent in the US to the assistant to the assistant to the assistant S-3?
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